Leaving on my "Jet-Plane" from the Sunyani airport
We had a lovely R&R for 3 weeks in Vietnam, Cambodia and Bangkok. And for a long time I have not given any attention to my blogspot..
My good friend -
No37 thought he should show me how it is done again.
So here it is: my life in his witty words:
"The time for training is now. Unfortunately it is also the time for exams, going to South-East Asia and going home. All this means I haven’t been able to practice. Or blog.
The trip to Cambodia and Vietnam was like a dream come true. A hot, wet dream come true. The problem of training for cycling in these areas is the traffic on the paved roads is absolutely crazy. I don’t have a death wish (1) So I had to stay off the roads. The unpaved roads are muddy to liquid. So it is difficult and unpleasant to cycle on (in). I also left my bike in Ghana which made it rather difficult to ride.
Let me remind you why I am going to put myself through 5000km (it is actually 12 000 km..) of cycling hell. It is to help the foundation. For just R250 you sponsor a child to sport. That is about $35. Knowing that sport is good blah blah
Now to increase the number of sponsors, I will do the following. For every 5 new sponsors I will put up a picture of myself, in cycling gear, going up a hill. From behind. The picture will be taken from behind. I will be cycling up its front. As we get nearer the target of sponsors, the zoom on the pictures will increase.
My training regime for the next few weeks is: 34km daily, running, swimming, swinging from tree to tree like jane (2) and studying from 9 to 11, then to the club for lunch where the ladies all discuss the new waiter’s physique. Back to the books after lunch until my dearly beloved comes home from the mine. I then wash the gold dust from his hair and put it in the small jar next to the bed. We will take it back to South Africa so I can melt it down and get that hole in my molar filled"
(1) Not for myself
(2) From Tarzan and Jane, idiot